hygene 101

melanie looked at her unkept urchin of a neighbour and navigated her to the bathroom

showered and dried i learned that you do not use a bar of soap to wash your hair and learned how easy it was to comb hair when one uses conditioner.

when asked by melanie if she brushed he teeth?
not in a week i lost my tooth brush is that bad?
hun your supposed to brush them 2x a day, morning and at bed time, i'll be right back i'll get you one from the store, and by the smell of you some pit stick as well

pit stick?
perfume for you armpits so they don't stink
oh OH , i was just washing them when ever they smelled bad which was 3x a day

when melanie returned she had lotion and toothpaste, toothbrush and pit stick.

ok lets brush your hair and see how bad it is


un weaving the wet mop from the elastic, melanie was shocked on how gorgeous her hair was dispite the huge chunks cut out of it from tangles i couldn't comb

well if i knew how to cut hair i would help you , but since i don't i'll ask the hair dresser to see if she could cut your hair into layers to disguise the mess you made of cutting it, plus you have like 3 inches of split ends here.

well lets get you to look at least a little nice for when he comes home he'll forget the horrible mess when he looks at you

melanie did my hair in a half up do leaving my hair down or partially down for the first time in months, it felt good to do something a little different. finding a low cut red top and white slacks. It was the red matching lipstick and mascara that made me feel so beautiful for the first time ever.

there, she said, with you looking like that he'll pay no attention to the mess, hope you have the bed made because he won't be able to keep his hands off of you in that.

why, i asked?
what do you mean why he'll probably try to get into your pants in the first 2 minutes.

"get into my pants?"

ya you know sex, making love, doing it, oh god you have no idea what i'm talking about do you?

um no, am i supposed to?

sweet jesus i'm stuck with a teenager, ok lets go the dictionary so you can read a definition.

melanie laughed when she saw the look of horror on my face and said, oh um no we haven't done that were we supposed to.

no im just not used to virgins moving in togther before the wedding night, melanie laughed

ok well tell him if he does try it and only if you want to that you haven't before so go slow and gentle, ok

um , im not doing that any time soon melanie

ok suit yourself, but he might want to someday, all men do , so keep that in mind.

oh crap really
yep

um maybe i shouldn't be dressed up like this, what if he wants to tonight, i can't melanie i just can't

shhhhh, don't worry he won't make you do anything you don't want to.

but there's his car i'm going to tell him yu helped me all day to cover for you, ok

ok thanks again see you in the morning....