well It did shock melanie to see the house but she said much of it wasn't my fault she could see much of the mess was bachelor mess she had 3 kids and could tell a boy mess from a mile away.
well at least your not to blame for much of this catastrophe, lets start with the basics tell me about his scedual at bit
well he leaves at 7:30 and sometimes comes back at noon for dinner or to see me, then he if he stays for dinner he leaves at 1pm and comes back at 6
ok then melanie told me that means that you got to get up earlier than him to put breakfast on the table what time does he wake up
6, i said
then 5 am is when you start your day, she told me, I'll come over and help
but don't you have your family to take care of
honey, melanie started , my dead beat husband left me in the 70's with 3 boys that are grown and left the nest, trust me i have time, besides i'd rather help you than sit and do suduko and crossword like i do every damn morning.
do you have any clean clothes?
no
do you know how do to laundry?
i have no idea there was a chinese laundry service next door to my old appartment that i let do my clothes.
oh sweet Jesus child you really are clueless how about dishes do you know how to do them?
well my old landlord showed me how to use the dishwasher but he doesn't have one so NO, i don't
Melanie slapped her hand to her forehead, oh lord your going to be fun!
okay so where is Matt now
at a hockey tournament, he leaves tomorrow for work up north and will be gone for 10 days.
melanie let out a huge sigh, this will work you tell him you were helping me all day and i'm returning the favor for you tomorrow that'll give an excuse of why i'm here and why the place is such a mess, today when your obviously not sick anymore.
what time does he come home tonight,
I don't know i'll phone him....no answer
ok hun how about we get you cleaned up and give you your first lesson....
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